Dear Mr. Trying to be Friendly,

I’m so glad you’re sorry. I’m sorry too. Maybe if I had said things in a more pleasant way I would have convinced you just how important it was to me that you help me to help you.

I’m really trying to help you be a nicer person, and sometimes it’s hard for me, but look at you; you’re already so much more friendly then you used to be.

You’re really learning what it means to be friendly. I’m confident you can someday become as friendly as I want. I’m willing to be more patient with you as you struggle to figure out what it means to be more friendly because I know you can.

Think positive and you will become more friendly. Thinking positive is how everyone thinks friendly.

Well, not that everyone has to think positive. Everyone has the freedom to think however they want, but no one will ever be successful in life unless they’re friendly.

Sincerely,

~ Mr. Friendly